The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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