wake up i wanna do it froggy style
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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