is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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