I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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