Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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