Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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