honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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