So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
The power of my boobs compel you
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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