In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just saw a hot homeless man
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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