i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
did i just pee glitter
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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