dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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