I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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