i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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