you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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