omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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