is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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