dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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