just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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