Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
When are your genitals available?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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