you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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