one two three fourrrrnication!
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
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