But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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