wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I supernannyed him into submission
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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