did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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