Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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