we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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