well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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