I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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