my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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