This girl is more easily done than said...
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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