I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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