you guys were way drunker than both of me
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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