speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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