well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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