neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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