I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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