what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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