Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Do plants get herpes?
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