It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
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