The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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