he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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