he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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