I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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