I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
