We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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