yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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