p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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