sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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