if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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