you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Vodka?
Forever.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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