maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
3pm strippers are depressing
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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