belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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