my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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