For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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