yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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