Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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